A Review of Dodge's Chicken & Gas in Troutville, VA

7/25/2012

Oh, my bad; guess I'm the only person alive to review this place. Errone done died and went to heaven from eating this freak of goodness finger food.

For real, though...you know, you stop by for some gas, thinkin' this jaunt is like some 7-11 or somethin'. You scope the finger food and are thinkin' "shoot, this is like that tacquito bullsh*t, huh?"

Nah, playa.

The chicken is top notch, and I love me some chicken. Like, WTF, how a simple gas station about to serve me up some coma food? Fosho, the pizza bites are yumz death waiting to happen.

Sometimes, I don't even stop there to get gas 'cause the food is legit bomb dot com amazing.

Yaknow what? I don't even care if this jank is frozen before gettin' cooked. If I had to die and the big man upstairs was like "yo, whatchu tryna eat before feastin wit kings on the permanent?" I'd be like "Dodge's Chicken."

Son.

Transcribed directly from Yelp. Link here. Review of Sweetfrog Frozen Yogurt also a treat, ya dig?

Mondays, lately

Week 3

Monday: 3 miles + strength training 

Pack backpack with sweater/ID/credit card, run 1.5 miles to Schneider's of Capitol Hill, purchase 1 bottle French Malbec and 1 bottle Barbera D'Alba [approx 5 lbs total], roll bottles up in sweater/stuff in backpack, run 1.5 miles home.