Texts from my Dad

These are all within the last two weeks, I think the warm air is getting to him:

Sho mama says

Oh lord won't u buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friend all ride horses, I must make amends...musings of a bored CVFD meeting attendee.

Shama lama ding dong-what are we doing for Brian's b-day?

Send me a picture you short-haired wench.

We are Japanese if you please

Rocky saki

Make it a stupendous, life changing day!

Texts from My Dad

"Prodigal daughter"

"So did u make it wench?"

"Fire sure is hot ova here"

"U ducking me wench? Replacements last night at 8pm-see it?

"You no vistit us today? We miss you"

"You're smelcome"

"Have stupendously safe and enjoyable trip"

"How you b? Heading out for Mexican"

"Buenos noches"

Still love him even if he hasn't responded to my last two text messages.

Texts from My Dad

"Cougar alert. They're everywhere..."

"Want anything special for din din?"

"Relacements on channel 221. Rock on"

"You duckin me wench?"

"Point Break on right now - rock on"

"I'm glad you understand I am a deeply cerebral man."

"Yo momma" to be followed the next day with "Have I told you about yo mamma?"

"Point Break - 8:00 pm - b there"

"Case of bud under the stretcher"

"Ha ha-you're working and I'm not!!!! - have a stupendous day"

Love that man.