It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea, that a maiden there lived whom you may know.

Wednesday, December 1

Texts from My Dad

"Cougar alert. They're everywhere..."

"Want anything special for din din?"

"Relacements on channel 221. Rock on"

"You duckin me wench?"

"Point Break on right now - rock on"

"I'm glad you understand I am a deeply cerebral man."

"Yo momma" to be followed the next day with "Have I told you about yo mamma?"

"Point Break - 8:00 pm - b there"

"Case of bud under the stretcher"

"Ha ha-you're working and I'm not!!!! - have a stupendous day"

Love that man.

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