It was many and many a year ago in a kingdom by the sea, that a maiden there lived whom you may know.

Thursday, May 27

Thursday.

dear groupon,
remember that time you screwed me over on megabus tickets to NYC? well, i'm giving you another chance with these yoga classes. DON'T MESS IT UP.
love,
kerry

dear greek yogurt,
you are strange. you taste more like bitter cheese than yogurt. good thing the granola i put atop you is delicious.
love,
kerry

dear 3lb chicken sitting in my refrigerator,
prepare to be roasted.
love,
kerry

dear life,
can i please be a kid again? please?


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